ELEPHANT SHIT
Elephant has a huge memory and remembers every wrong that anyone has ever done to him. Has anyone done anything wrong to you? Repay him with elephant dung, so he knows you don’t forget.
LLAMA SHIT
Are you in your life annoyed by people who are really as lame as llama? Don’t take any shit from them and send them llama shit yourself instead.
HORSE SHIT
Horse shit clearly interprets your strong emotional attachment to the recipient. Is it friendly or enemy-like? You know best yourself.
COW SHIT
Is your friend dumb as an ox? Is she dumb as a cow? And will she get it? Try it. Or you can also let everybody know that you are ending with bullshit.